Occurrences: IM participation, sports knowledge, beauty, Jim Rice
Much to my surprise and momentary elation, it turns out putting "Pedroia" on your intramural seven man football jersey, participation in which consists of smoking Marlboro Lights on the sidelines and periodically calling for the trips formation, may yield the approach of a member of the opposite sex owning objectively jaw-dropping beauty, make you subject to the subsequent inquiry into your views on Pedroia's possible ROY chances, and avail you the opportunity to hear said opposite sex beauty's opinion that Jim Rice is seriously underrated. And then play commences again and buttonhook patterns continue to be effective.
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posted by am at
10:02 PM
1 Comments:
A true wizard. This shit catalytically converted me back to the Church of America. I would have suggested a modified robber on D. But everything else is correct, right down the Marlboro Lights. Pedroia is going to win it, incidentally, not entirely on his own merits. Unless being on the Red Sox constitutes a personal merit.
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