Declarative Statements

"Introspection"

"Rocking Out"

Rocking out is not passe. The analysis you read is rarely the analysis that the editor read. Plato would be perturbed about Greece's place in the 21st century. La dolce vita does not reside in an Italian meatball sub; Jarod the Subway guy has entrenched himself in a kind of retroactive infamy. Minneapolis, MN is a twin in name only. Placeless arteries organized around interstate exits are not a sufficient condition for the presence of clean, well-lit sinks. "That's the kind of question that makes me want to quit teaching," a quote from youngish DJ Shadow-referencing University of Chicago philosophy professor Jason Bridges, still makes me grin a grin large enough to make my jaw hurt. Oftentimes I kid myself into believing in compression's exactitude. There is no substitute for having a timeout against a last minute pressure defense when coaching a freshman boys' basketball team with a one point lead and twenty three seconds to kill. I do not understand Yeats, though l like the aural contrast when he's placed against Keats. When did it become ok to charge $1.50 for coffee at diners? A curve is not a slurve, and Bert Blyleven's circle's circumference rarely edges Madden's diagram of a Student Body sweep. Folllow? I will take my grandmother to church on Sunday.