This is, as far as i can tell, the last email you sent me.

in various guises, these are selections of responses to my technological entreaties for sustenance-giving work.

1)"Dear _________: I have forwarded your email to Gale Begeman at the Business
Office. She is in charge of personnel in our district. I have also added
your phone number to my subbing list.

John Schmidt, Principal"

2) "I've forwarded your information to Selma and Lauren. They'll be in
touch if a work opportunity comes up.

Take care,
Margit"

3) "Hi ___________,

The biggest thing I would say about submitting your article is that it
should be done in third person. We do have some columnists that write
in
first person, but for the most part, we stick with third. Once you've
attended the meeting and have begun to work on the article, let me know
what
you think your word count for the article might be. We limit word count
to
3,000, but our articles generally run between 800 and 3,000 words,
depending
on the content. I usually work with writers to determine beforehand an
approximate count, although sometimes it changes quite a bit when it's
actually completed.

Thanks and I look forward to seeing your article.

Di"

4) "Dear Applicant,

I am writing to let you know that we are no longer considering
applications for __________________ position. We had overwhelming response to the posting, with nearly 700 people applying. If we have not already contacted you for an interview, I am sorry to report that we will not be doing so. Thank you for your interest, and best of luck with your job search.

All best,
Hillary Frey"

5) "Dear _________:

I received your resume but there is not phone # on it. If you could
email that to me that would be great. Thank you!

_l_
spherion
Joanne Johnson
Client Service Representative
Making the Workplace Work Better"



6) Welcome _____________.
We are so glad that you have joined Express Career Center. As a member you're now a vital part of the Express community. Get acquainted with all the features that Career Center has to offer:

Online Application - complete once, then apply for jobs with one click.
Application Notification Service - notify Express offices of your recently completed application.
Automated Job Agent - define your ideal job, then we'll email you once we find it.
Saved Job Searches - create up to five different job searches and run at anytime with one click.


7) Dear _________, Thank you for your application. It has been forwarded to our Human Resource department. Please do not reply to this message


8) Dear Mr. _________:
On behalf of the _______ Wilderness Association, I would like to thank you for taking an interest in the position of the Rocky Mountain Front Community Organizer.
We were fortunate in the number of highly qualified individuals who applied for this position. After much consideration the selection team determined that other candidates should continue on in the selection process. You should not feel that your elimination from consideration for this position is a reflection on your qualifications, only that in this instance and in the pool of candidates others were felt to be better suited to continue on to the next level of the selection process.
Thank you again for your expression of interest in the ________ Wilderness Association. We wish you success in your job search.
Respectfully,

BLAH BLAH BLAH.