Influenza of My Mind, Or I Still Believe In Art God Damn It

Influenza of my mind begets its own sort of logic. I have some ultra sharp cheddar cheese but that won't (obviously) be enough. Here's a sample of the local, which by definition can't translate (forgive me that) -

Skyforce Eruption Saddeninglyy Deadening
Solipsism Enthralls Sudden Determination
Standard Entropy Statistics Department
Stellar Evolution Studies Development
Strafing Emblems Stifle Dwarf-Stars
Stupefied Excellence Still Devolves
Sam Extends Sodden Darkening
Strange Effing Situation, Dude
Simple Eels Select Embolism
Slit Eagles Soaring Endlessly
Stop Ending Slipped Dark
Slick Edges Sadden Dens
So Earlier Stars Decide
See Every Solid Die
See Every Solid Dead
So Each Senior Dwells
Slick Errors Soar Down
Stop Entry Signs Dented
Slit Emblems Soak Doors
Simple Ears Sear Dividends
Strange Elk Summon Drivers
Sam Equivocates Sorry Dental
Stupefied Engines Stop Driving
Strafing Eagles Simply Downward
Stellar Elucidation Stifles Declension
Standard Efforts Suffered Denouement
Solipsism Entwines Southern Desperation
Skyforce Exacerbates Sanfordite Dennyism