Wednesday, October 11, 2006

7 Seconds had this one song that went duh-nuh-na, nuh-ni-ni-na-na

The kids are going to be OK if your expectations involve uniforms that list first names and credit reports that resemble late Rothko paintings.

The kids are going to be OK if you have no faith in the idea that making it in society involves knowing how to spell society.

The kids are going to be OK if we roll back rolling back welfare rolls and tax the top 1% at double their current 35% (so you make $100 million, you get to keep $30 million of it: This simple fact makes me wary of anyone who is literally a redistributionist. That seems utterly crazy to me. Maybe elitism is my wont in the near future, says the guy who just recently crawled out of the lowest tax bracket, and not by much).

The kids are going to be OK if we could just get back to all those things that we all believe in and none of them actually experience: strong families, functional relationships, missionary-style sex, non-acquisitive morally grounded role models who stick it out more than two years (ZING!), and so on.

The kids are going to be OK if you leave em alone and let em figure it out, yo. Fo Real.

The kids are going to be OK if drugs were legalized and pauper graves became the rage.

The kids are going to be OK compared to the rest of us, based on econometric data and the sound of the Zeitgeist doing a header into the screen we all can't help but stare at.

We made it, right?

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