Dinosaurs haven't been quite as living as they used to be up until quite recently

Baseball is back. Which means I need give the obligatory head nod to those guys at firejoemorgan.com. In the four arguments I've had in the last week about Rick Reilly's putridity, I have cited this website and gotten the (inevitable) comeback: "If they're so good, why haven't I heard of them?" and which garners the (almost equally inevitable, but potentially setting-off-of-larger-disagreements-than-Reilly's-stupid-journalistic-penchants-for-milking-melodrama)
comeback: [fill in]